Deryuck Poolander and Hanselina pose off to see who will model for a Scratch and Sniff Sticker commercial.
All Voices by Sam Vest.
Get MP3: http://www.vestfilms.com/product/zool…
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Music Composer: John Houston — http://jwhcomposition.com/
Director of Photography: Harry Heng — https://www.instagram.com/harrylaughs/
Lyrics:
My bone structure’s perfect
and my lashes are so lush
I’m the one for scratch and sniff
because my abs are buff
I grip it and I rip it
and I live with lots of flair
I’m perfect for scratch and sniff
cuz I got angelic haaaaaaaaair
Scratch and sniff this
Earth to Hansel
your poses are so lame
News flash
Male modeling’s not a game
My nose is so fine
My manicure divine
The scratch and sniff commercial is mine
Earth to Derek
your poses are so wack
struttin’ down the runway
like a male model hack
Welcome to Chez Hansel
Mi casa es su madre
Be sure to drop a line
when you’re crying to your mommay
One, two, three, four
Here’s a list of reasons
why I’m better than you
One: I’m punctuated
Huh?
I show up on time
Two: I’m never late to a jig
A jig?
You know.
A teenie little job.
Your fingernails are garbage bro
who cut them dude a kid?
I flew all the way to Vietnam
to get these babies did
You think that you’re too cool for school
but I can sniff real good
I’ve had three nose jobs more than you
So…
I’m… better…
You’re talkin’ craaaaazy, esse
El pollo loco can’t be beat
Give up scratch and sniff
before yo dino back gets tweaked
This isn’t working
It’s time to go monk
Prepare to beaten
by my judo gypsy funk
Playtime’s over Hansel
I’m gonna step up my game
Now feel the wrath of my
ultimate
Maaaagnuuuuum faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
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