WIZARD PROM – Harry Potter Rap Parody



What if Harry Potter went to prom these days? This ain’t the Hogwarts Yule Ball. This is Wizard Prom.

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Starring:
Jarrett Sleeper as Harry Potter — https://www.instagram.com/jarrett_sleeper
Loryn Powell as Draco Malfoy — https://www.instagram.com/lorynpowell
Joslyn Davis as Ginny Potter/Weasley — https://www.instagram.com/joslyndavis
Zach Campbell as Ron Weasley — https://www.instagram.com/zachcampbel
Erin Robinson as Hermione Granger — https://www.instagram.com/erinrobinson
and Lily Marston at Luna Lovegood — https://www.instagram.com/lily_marston

Lyrics:
Yo, this ain’t the Yule Ball
This is Wizard Prom
Ya feel me?
Good
Keep up

Wizard prom
My dance moves are the bomb (figuratively)
Had no date
So I brought your mom (mine’s dead)
Wizard Prom
At least I have a mom (Narcissa)
I like your tux (sike)
Is that from Amazon?

I’m Harry Potter, obviously,
Your boyfriend takes polyjuice potion to pretend he’s me
And call it divination ‘cuz I’m spilling all this tea
Your witch asked me to prom, first, don’t @ me
Call me lumos ‘cuz I’m makin’ it lit
What more would you expect from the boy who lived
All you other wizards might as well take a seat
‘Cuz avada kedavra I killed this beat

Nice suit, Potter, Goodwill deserves a slow clap
You couldn’t find a date with the Marauder’s Map
New wand, who dis? Don’t want your Dimentor’s Kiss
You filthy mudblood Wait ‘til father hears about this
Oh girl, Where do I begin?
Your brothers aren’t looking maybe I can slytherin?
My Instagram following is off the charts
You gonna need defense against my dark arts

Call me Ginny Potter, oops I mean Weasley
If I’ve learned anything, loving you ain’t easy
Come on, Harry, we don’t need a babysitter
If you leave my texts on read I’ll just DM you on twitter
I’m a Pureblood witch, don’t look so terrified
That Quidditch Captain, Chosen one will be mine tonight!

Wizard Prom
And I’m stuck with Ron
My spray tan sucks
I’m done using Groupon
Wizard Prom
My heart will go on
Dance with me, Harry
Cuz this is our song!

I’m flossing, I’m fly, don’t look so stupefied
Kiss my ring, Weasley’s king, I’ll obliviate your mind
If you need me you can find me on the dance floor
Tryna step to this? There’s the Gryffindor
My moves are savage, you’re a hot mess
It’s like that sometimes, so riddikulus
Stop tryin’ so hard, you bout to get injured
Is your name Fortnite? You got played by a ginger

Swish and flick, I’m not your average chick
You call yourself a keeper but I’m a golden snitch
No, Weasley, I’m not having a good time
Cast Engorgio cuz I bought my dress online
Since when do you dance? That’s a first
You must be under the Imperius Curse
What’s this key for? A hotel? You dumb?
Maybe you should give it to your boy Viktor Krum

My senior prom, gotta do it up right
Daddy bought my dress so you know it’s hella tight
Sorry, house elves, don’t mean to throw shade
But this butterbeer could use a little upgrade
Gonna shock the crowd with my yoga split
Y’all thought Ravenclaws only brought wit.

Wizard Prom
It’s like a marathon
Call me Flitwick
Cuz I put on the charm
Wizard Prom
This butterbeer is bomb
I don’t feel it—
OMG I love this song!

Am I Newt Scamander?
Because those were some Fantastic Beats.
Did you see what Malfoy was wearing?
Somebody call the Ministry of Tragic, am I right?
Who needs Uber when you get aparate home?
Accio pajamas

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