What I Really Am (Nickelback Parody)



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☽ LYRICS ☾

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn’t cut it as a bad comedian
Tired of living like a blind man
I’m sick of words without an ounce of meaning

And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

Built my whole career
On the marketplace of ideas
But I was mistaken
For avoiding any debate
I’m an uncle tom, homophobe
I only care about my fat wallet
These three words in my head
Scream «intellectual dark web»

Free speech, free speech, free speech
Free speech, free speech, free speech

It’s not like you didn’t know that
I don’t think I ever was a leftist
And it must have been so bad
Seeing me platform these dumbasses

And this is how, you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how, you remind me
Of what I really am

Built my whole career
On the marketplace of ideas
But I was mistaken
For avoiding any debate
I’m an uncle tom, homophobe
I only care about my fat wallet
These three words in my head
Scream «intellectual dark web»

Free speech, free speech, free speech
Free speech, free speech, free speech

Free speech, free speech, free speech
Free speech, free speech, free speech

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn’t cut it as a Jerry Springer

And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me

This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

Built my whole career
On the marketplace of ideas
But I was mistaken
For avoiding any debate
I’m an uncle tom, homophobe
I only care about my fat wallet
These three words in my head
Scream «intellectual dark web»

Free speech, intellectual dark web
Free speech, intellectual dark web
Free speech, intellectual dark web
Free speech

Free speech

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(intro music: Darren Curtis)

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