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LYRICS BY Eric TF Bat
Check out his page here: http://flurf.net/batpage/WeDidntPickTheLiar
The lyrics of this song are comprised of a mostly chronological series of keywords, making this a pre-fact-checked parody. If you want to read what’s behind any phrase in the song, visit the webpage above, where there’s a hyperlinked version of the lyrics. Would have published that here, but Youtube doesn’t allow it.
LYRICS TO WE DIDN’T PICK THE LIAR
Fake news, WikiLeaks, alt facts, Spicer speaks,
No divestment, foreign payment, National Patriot Day.
Voter fraud accusation, climate fact elimination,
Biggest crowd in all the nation, meet the CIA.
Bernhard Langer, ISIS plan, Bannon’s access, Muslim ban,
Foreign Service all resign, nominee announced online
Holocaust not just Jews, Frederick Douglass living news
Arnold’s ratings, nominating, Aussies on the hotline.
We didn’t pick the liar.
But the implications last for generations
We didn’t pick the liar.
No we didn’t choose him, but we’d love to lose him.
Uninvited, Bowling Green, Flynn resigning, courts convene,
North Korea testing us, fashion news advice
Budget fudging it! History judging it.
Thing in Sweden last night, travel ban on ice.
Trans kids, arms race, ACA Repeal/Replace,
Wire tapping, Russian files, NATO payment, Rupert smiles,
Pence vote, tax return, no collusion, u-turn,
Sally Yates, Gorsuch waits, daughter’s just an intern
We didn’t pick the liar.
and the consequences now assault our senses.
We didn’t pick the liar.
We did not elect him, but we must eject him.
Did he use gas or not, Mar-A-Lago costs a lot
Tomahawk, Manafort, pre-existing sex assault
Hundred days, hack attacks, delay with the income tax
Wall funding somersault, Syria’s Obama’s fault
Steve Bannon loses ground, Sergey Lavrov comes around,
Science cries, Comey flies, health insurance rates rise.
Fake news media, thought it would be easier
Walls or fences, British spies, no one ever really dies.
We didn’t pick the liar.
But the implications will impact all nations
We didn’t pick the liar.
No we didn’t want him, so we’re here to taunt him.
Paris deal, body slam, Flynn was not Obama’s man
Probe concerns, Comey burns, yet to see what we will learn
Eric’s cancer charity, I expect your loyalty,
Partial ban makes it through, Perry loving CO2
Susan, Lisa, John McCain, put transgenders on the train,
Covfefe tweet today! What else is there left to say?
We didn’t pick the liar.
Now the news we’re learning is a bit concerning.
We didn’t pick the liar
Someone should have warned him we were bound to scorn him.
Scaramucci interview, Dad told Donny what to do,
Priebus leaving us, mail pranks are deceiving us,
Kelly, Mueller, polling slump, White House is a real dump
Interns mainly white men, Scaramucci gone again
“Fire and fury”, climate hoax, Secret Service going broke,
General Pershing, “many sides”, “alt-left”, Bannon fired
Monuments are coming down, council members leaving town
Neo-Nazis versus clowns, feeling like I’m gonna drown!
We didn’t pick the liar.
But the implications last for generations
We didn’t pick the liar.
But with every dawn it seems to still go on, and on, and on, and on…
We didn’t pick the liar.
But the implications will impact all nations
We didn’t pick the liar.
No we didn’t want him, so we’re here to taunt him.
We didn’t pick the liar.
Now the news we’re learning is a bit concerning.
We didn’t pick the liar
Someone should have warned him we were bound to scorn him.
We didn’t pick the liar.
and the consequences now assault our senses.
We didn’t pick the liar.
We did not elect him, but we must eject him.
We didn’t pick the liar.
But the implications last for generations
We didn’t pick the liar.
No we didn’t choose him, but we’d love to lose him.
Copyright 2018 Eric TF Bat
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