«Uptown Funk» Holiday Parody



A Byl Family Production

Lyrics:

Christmas
That ice cold
Mrs. Claus
The North Pole
These gifts for them good girls
Them good boys
On the nice list
Stylin’ while in
Flying over the cities
Got Dancer got Prancer
Christmas lights are so pretty

I’m too cold (Ice cold)
Called Frosty the snowman
I’m too cold (Ice cold)
Make reindeer wanna retire man
Im too cold (Ice cold)
Say my name you know who I am (Santa!)
Im too cold (Ice cold)
I’ll be climbing down the chimney

Elves build those toys now
Elves build those toys now
Elves build those toys now
‘Cause Santa Claus gon’ givem to ya
Santa Claus gon’ givem to ya
Santa Claus gon’ givem to ya
Christmas Eve & we in the sleigh
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Stop
Wait a minute
Fill my cup put some milk in it
Cookies out on a plate
Ruldolph! Get the sleigh
Ride to Nashville, Ankara,
Valdosta, Berkeley,
If we show up, on that rooftop
I’m up and down that chimney

I’m too cold (ice cold)
Called Frosty the snowman
I’m too cold (ice cold)
Make reindeer wanna retire man
I’m too cold (ice cold)
Say my name you know who I am (Santa!)
I’m too cold (ice cold)
I’ll be climbing down the chimney

Elves build those toys now
Elves build those toys now
Elves build those toys now
‘Cause Santa Claus gon’ givem to yq
‘Cause Santa Claus gon’ givem to yoaa
‘Cause Santa Claus gon’ givem to ya
Christmas Eve & we in the sleigh
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

(No Type Parody)
Santa’s Checking Twice
Christmas is the only time of year that I like
Trees up in lights
Unwrapping gifts and we do this one night

Gifts at half price
I clip my own coupons so I spend ’em how I like
You’re naughty or you’re nice
And let Santa tell you, I ain’t living right

Take the top off the sleigh then we up and away
And girl you know we jingle all the way
It’s Christmas Day, and I «wrap» like Dre
And all I want is a partridge in a pear tray

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