Song by Will From America
Special thanks to Josh Wigler for his lovely Wanda Shirk impression and to Derreck Blaise for help with the writing process! He’s a huge Troyzan fan and wanted to make sure the guy got some deserved attention.
The TV’s on, I’m wondering why I’m barely on the show at all
It seems like everyone on twitter just wants me to fall
And even if I win, then they’ll all scream out that the jury made a bad call
Please remind me why I played again, is this still my island?
Dear Jeff, I tweeted you but you still ain’t callin’
I thought One World was bad, but this is rock bottom
I had 2 scenes in the show last week, try and spot ‘em
I’m the only reason this season is worth watchin’
I’m a little confused on why you brought me back
If you were gonna edit me like this, that’s kinda whack
I found an idol at a challenge, just like Wentworth did
But now you’re gonna write me off like I went worthless?
First you put me on the ballot for Cambodia
I wrote to ya they’d never want me back and then they voted nah
I love you Probst but you can’t lead me on like this
Everyone on Twitter’s makin’ me into a masochist
I click click click click click keep blockin’ ‘em
They keep writin’ in, talkin’ shit, no stoppin’ ‘em
It’s drivin’ me insane, man I need to see a damn doctor
Please stop asking me about my big green monster
I really think the show would benefit from more of me
Ask the Facebook moms, and I’m sure they’ll agree
I shouldn’t only get to play two times, so let’s make it three
Oh and Jeff, follow me, your biggest fan, @troy_zan
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