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LYRICS to TAKING ABOUT RAKING IN FINLAND
It’s a thing
He wasn’t whispering
It’s inane
What he was blithering
He said it outright
He isn’t too bright
Talking about raking in Finland
Carmelized is the bluebird
Oxidized but not interred
It’d still be alive
Announced forty-five
If only we were raking like Finland
In the forest we can stop those fires
It’s all about what’s on the forest floor
We simply need to rake all the detritus
It really wouldn’t be that big a chore.
Afterwards we’d conspire
as we dream about the fire
That we faced unafraid
(With some foreign aid)
Learning how to rake just like Finland.
The president of Finland has denied it
But we know it’s absolutely true
Don’t know why the Finns would try to hide it
I guess it’s just what socialists will do
Come the spring
We’ll be busy
Like the Finns
In a tizzy
Raking it clean
The forest will gleam
talking about raking like Finland
talking about raking like Finland
talking about raking like Finland
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