Agurayak (Parody of the parody song Maulawak Mildred)
reality hurts! amin a botante agur-uray. Uray nabaknang, uray nakurapay AGURAY! — and on the ELECTION day, sabali ti damag dagiti botante kadagiti pada da a botante, haan da damagen nu sinno imbutos mo, nu di ket, NAKIKKAN ka met? Reality Hurts! source