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I HAVEN’T HAD DICK IN YEARS & I’M OFF MY ROCKER!

Big ole celibate. You guys I’ve finally come to the conclusion that my priorities are all twisted and my friends are a bunch of sick ole spendthrifts squandering beyond their means. We need to sit back and reevaluate the importance of life and stop being so consumed with the material world. This Keeping Up with… Read More »