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Mary P and Berto Mars in an *almost* shot-for-shot remake of «Please Me» by Cardi B and Bruno Mars. Lyrics below ?
Side note: Todrick Hall is an absolute dream. In the middle of his insane schedule, he agreed to collaborate on this, showed up, was gracious and playful, and gave 1000%. I couldn’t have asked for a better Berto Mars, complete with Dick Van Dyke’s notoriously inconsistent Cockney dialect LOL
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STARRING Julia Aks & Todrick Hall
WRITTEN BY Julia Aks & Ashley D.
DIRECTED BY Steve Greist & Julia Aks
PRODUCED BY Julia Aks, Todrick Hall, Ashley D., Steve Greist, Sam Everett Baker
EDITED BY Joseph DeWitt
ADDITIONAL VOCALS Ashley D., Steve Greist, Sam Everett Baker
FEATURING Ashley D., Devon Joslin, Jenni Thomasson, Katie Powers, Brandon Hudson, Alan Tryquan Lee, Francisco Villa, E.Jay Lewis
Original Cardi B & Bruno Mars «Please Me» https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y-O-4IL-PU
LYRICS
BERT:
Please me, Mary
Turn around and just tease me, Mary
You know what I want and what I need, Mary
MARY: What did he say?
BERT: Please
MARY: What did you say?
BERT: Please
Please me, Mary
Turn around and just tease me, Mary
You know what I want and what I need, Mary
MARY: You are lightheaded
BERT: Please
MARY: Oh, Bert.
BERT: Please
MARY:
Mary Poppins
Tuppence in the bag
Up in London
Know you want this vajay
I step in time with it butchuwon’t get close to me
Without some etiquette
better ask me like you’re asking for a cup of tea
Super cali flow- expealado
When I’m flying away hey
Gotta celebrate I’m practically perfect in every way
If you don’t have good manners
You shouldn’t have your meat out
If you ask me nicely, then chimney you gon sweep out
I’m gonna fly the kite, only if you are
Polite, so let me hear
You tell me one time
BERT:
Girl, I ain’t one for beggin’, but now you got me beggin’
SHEEP: Be sweet, Bertie
DUCKS: You wanna see her pop that cherry tree, Bertie
PIG: Then treat a lady like she ought to be, Bertie
BERT: What do I say?
COW: Please
BERT: What do I say?
HORSE: Please
BERT:
Teach me, baby
Tell me all the rules and teach me, baby
A sweep’s as lucky as he can be, baby
MARY: Well, What do we say?
BERT: Please
MARY: What do we say?
BERT: Please
MARY:
Winds in the east, sugar so sweet
Bet you wanna take it again
Let me demonstrate
How to use an umbrella to levitate
Cheery disposition
In my choice position
Your Nanny’s atrocious
My Nanny’s precocious
Let’s get all dirty, Berty feeding this birdy
In flight (okurrrt), so dive into
my magic purse tonight
BERT:
I wasn’t carpet baggin’, but now I’m carpet baggin’
‘scuse me, Mary
Can you tell me maybe if you please, Mary
If you’d like to spend the night with me, Mary
What do you say?
MARY: Why not?
BERT: What do you say?
MARY: Spit spot!
BERT:
Thank you
Well, I’m feelin so grand
My heart
Is a-beatin like a brass band
Thank you
Girl, it’s a jolly holiday with youuuuuu
EVERYONE!
Kick your knees up step in time
Kick your knees up step in time
Regular degular shmegular rhyme
Back that ass up step in time
MARY & BERT
Please me, baby
Turn around and just tease me, baby
You know that a spoonful of sugar makes Thotiana Bust Down
In a most delightful way (you can umdiddliddle in my umdiddlaye)
Let’s go fly a kite
Up to the highest height
Let’s go fly a kite and
Send it soaring
SISTER SUFFRAGETTE:
Cast off the shackles of yesterday
Shoulder to shoulder into the fray
Our daughters’ daughters will adore us
And they’ll sing in grateful chorus
«Well done! Well done!”
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