This video was created by the students of the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health Student Assembly in collaboration with Westwood Media, for our annual talent show, the Spring Tonic. It is a tribute to our School, which has held the #1 rank in the US News and World Report for the past 21 years. Our School’s mission is «Protecting Health, Savings Lives—Millions at a time.» Find out more at http://www.jhsph.edu/
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J-Hop
What what what what…
I’m gonna save some lives
Only got twenty dollars left of funding
I’m I’m applying, looking for grant money
public health is awesome
Nah, walk into the CLASSrrr like “What up? I got a big test!”
I’m just pumped up though I barely got some rest
Preventing illness,
Cholera, listeria,
The people like “dang, that’s some cold bacteria!”
Rollin’ in from Wolfe street, headed to the mezzanine
Waitin’ at the Grind – gettin’ some kerosene
Add some low-fat milk, maybe some saccharin
Probably shoulda studied this, biomarkers of cancer — in
(Piiiiiiiissssss)
But hey, I saved 99 lives!
I be chartin’ it, matchin’ it, bout to go’n study virology
Brushin’ up on that social epidemiology
Healthy means happy, that’s it, man
That’s such a cost-effective plan
Savin’ many lives and I’m hella happy that’s a bargain, kids
Imma stop this epidemic, Imma stop this epidemic
No for real-herd immunity-that’s not just academic.
I told you before, and I’ll reiterate—
Ranked number 1
in the world for twenty years straight!
They needed disease data, I got disease data.
I put it into format, then I got ill at Stata
Hello, hello, I’m crushin’ polio
John Snow would be proud of this girl/guy ratio!
I could cure cancer, annihilate rogue cells
Department Chairs would be like “Aw, he got the Nobels”
I’m gonna protect health,
Only got twenty dollars left of funding
Yeah I’m at Hopkins,
I don’t need to come up
Number one—it’s awesome.
I’m gonna protect health,
Only got twenty dollars left of funding
Yeah I’m at Hopkins,
I don’t need to come up
Number one—it’s awesome.
What you knowin’ about studyin’ health all the time?
What you knowin’ about shiftin’ dat paradigm
I’m digging, I’m digging I’m searching right through disclosures
One man’s trash that’s another man’s exposures
Thank that rich lad
For donating all that funding
Last year, cuz now…
I’m up in here stun-tin’
I’m at the library, you can find me in the book-stacks
I’m not, I’m not stuck, I’m just searching for the straight facts
Your granny your aunty your momma your mammy
I’ll take that family history right away and I’ll rock that genogram
I’ll draw it really nice, you can post it on Instagram
I hit the meeting and they stare at that diagram
They be like, oh, that factor, that’s correlated
I’m like yo — that’s not causally estimated.
Principled profession, let’s run logistic regression,
a p-value of point-oh-six (.06),
that’s just some insignifff-icance, yeaaa
Can’t reject the null hypothesiiss
I call that getting tricked by statistics
That study’s hella old
And you’re doing the same one that’s been published three times by the W-H-O
Child health, yeah, I’ll get rid of that nematode,
Tryna taint water sources, YEAH, but they hella won’t. … but they hella won’t.
I’m gonna save some lives,
Gotta do it millions at a ti-ime
Oh Yeah I’m hopping, epidemics stopping,
PUBLIC HEALTH IS AWESOME
10 years, we’ll be the pros
I look incredible
I’m in this big lab coat
From Johns Hopkins down the road
10 years, we’ll be the pros
I look incredible
I’m in this big lab coat
From Johns Hopkins down the road
I’m gonna save some lives,
Gotta do it millions at a ti-ime
Oh Yeah I’m hopping, epidemics stopping,
PUBLIC HEALTH IS AWESOME
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