A desi/halal parody of Amine’s hit song «Caroline!» by Farosty & Shimmer!
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Featuring funny desi and muslim references throughout!
We wanted to tell a story about introducing that one bae to our parents! Here’s how that
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LYRICS AND TRANSLATIONS:
Listen brother
What’s up?
I heard you got you a halaal piece, man
Yo there’s aunties here man
One of them Convert, Janet Jackson types, man
Ok sh sh shhh!
How you gonna get that through to your parents?
I just wanna know
to be honest with you, it’ll be tough cuz, she’s a…
Haraam thang, no hijab, hot as chaat
Oh my god, that’s habibti
Khadija, you seeda [straight]
Alhamdulilah
Shawty, really blow shisha [hookah]
Like a bro
Astaghfar i took it too far
Its looking like its bout time to rishta up
Khadijah, listen up, don’t wanna hear
About how round your roti [type of bread] is or how you cook the..
Choop ho jao, choop ho jao [Be quiet x2]
Let’s drink Lassi [yogurt based drink]
and watch a shahrukh khan movie
So call up fakira and cook the bakara [goat]
Cause we gon’ be up all night, till fajr [morning prayer time]
barely prays jummah [friday prayer] but please don’t judge her
let go of my hand baby if you see a brother
Filthy like a ghandi bachi [dirty girl]
Baby give me chili mili [south asian snack]
Acha [okay], eastside bacha [kid]
Boy you know surah iklas [specific verse of the Quran]
i know yaseen [Longer verse in the Quran] and my tajweed [Quranic pronunciation] mean
i got three feet on my new tasbeeh [prayer beeds]
can i get a takbeer [expression of faith]
don’t be like my last, if you keep all 30 fasts
we can talk shadi [Marriage]
Cause shalwar khameez [specific south asian clothing] might be great
But I love your blue jeans
And tattoos, just stay true
Baby don’t remove it
Khatijah, just try to eat Zabiha [halal meat]
What are these dates for?
Oh, I just came from uhmra [Pilgrimage]
Haraam har har har haraam haraam haraam haraam haraam har har har haraam haraam
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