Hesitation Free (Parody of Break Free by Ariana Grande)

By | 03.06.2019



Three CBS students learn that they have to assert themselves in order to ensure that they get what they want out of business school – and life.

Lyrics:
Shy girl I see you
Contribute
Can’t hide from me anymore
Participate in, discussion
To get good grades in the Core

Been shy my entire life
Not competing with all these pompous guys
Now I’ve gotta raise my hand
Say some bullshit to show my IQs high

This is the part where I say my one comment
More confident than ever before
This is the part when I lean in
Zara should open more stores

Hurry up and pick me I’ll say my one comment
Then won’t have to speak up no more
This is where I earn my HP

Zara should open more stores

Recruiters like a go-getter
This is your time to sell
They’ll remember you better
If you give your pitch well

I wanna land a job tonight
If these dudes shut up then I really might
Gotta say something really bright
So recruiters give me their cards tonight

This is the part when I break through the circle
I’m gonna build up some rapport
I will pretend that I care about
A firm I don’t want to work for

Make room, just finish your 10-minute question
I’m tired of being ignored

You should come work at McKinsey
‘Cause you are what we’re looking for

Happy Hour I see you there
Must be fate now
Can we date now?
Hoping we’ll go out tonight
Don’t chicken out like last time

Oh baby!
This is the part where I tell you I want you
Make me feel like no one before

This is the part where you make out with me
Behind the Parlour bathroom door

B-School — the last chance to make dumb decisions
Speak up so you might actually score
We have these 2 years of no regrets
Make sure you get what you paid for

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