G-Eazy, Post Malone, Pitbull & Eminem Sing Valentine’s Songs (PARODY)



«Now That’s What I Call Valentine’s» — original love songs from G-Eazy, Post Malone, Pitbull and Eminem. (LYRICS BELOW)

G-Eazy/Post Malone/Eminem — written & performed by Brent Pella
Pitbull — written & performed by Vincent Marcus

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Cupid — Tim De la Motte
Voice-over — Trevor Anthony Pitzel

LYRICS:

G-EAZY
Yeah — fuck with me and get some chocolate
Yeah — fuck with me and get some chocolate
Yeah — fuck with me cuz I miss Halsey
Yeah — fuck with G and get some chocolate
Happy Valentine’s Day to my hair
Everyday I use a gallon of coconut oil up there
People say it’s the greatest hair in the world
I’m bout to have a threesome with my hair and your girl
I’m from the Bay — yee!

POST MALONE
You probably think that you’re my Valentine, Valentine
The only thing I love is cold Bud Light, cold Bud Light
I got your name tatted on my face, on my face
That was a big mistake, never trust a girl named Katie
Wooooaaahhhh

PITBULL
Mr. 305! Mr. Worldwide
Todo mi latino man
Miami! Feliz dia de San Valentin
Valentine’s Day…J-LO!
Pitbull in the club yeah we acting stupid
Baby girl let me be your cupid
Booty so big but the waist so narrow
Take another shot from Cupid’s arrow
Coconut caramel — Chocolate
What you think baby girl — Dale
Pitbull Mr. 305 pretty baby won’t you be my Valentine

EMINEM
If you had this one moment
To tell the love of your life how you really feel
Would you capture it? Or would you mess it up
like a fucking idiot?
Roses are red, violets are blue
You liked my last album, and that’s when I knew that you
Were the one, and this love was true
But if you cheat on me I’ll electrocute you!
You better lose yourself in the passion, the romance, you own it
You better say you love me back
You only get one shot do not
sleep around on me
Cuz if you break my heart I’ll bury you in wet concrete
Happy Valentine’s Day! …I love you…

Directed by Brent Pella
DP — Danny Neal
AC — Travis Shannon
AC — Patrick Bellante
AC — Elijah Kiter
Grip — Tyler Moran
Hair & Make-Up — Shaina Paulson
PA — Masih Nooristani
Audio engineer — Rex Lee
CD Graphic design by Cory Cullington
Edited by Brent Pella

~IT’S A PARODY BRUH CHILL~

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