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there must be fifty ways to leave a donor.»
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LYRICS to FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE A DONOR
The problem with politics is corporate banditry.
No other problems can be solved in that reality.
The most important struggle is to get our system free.
There must be fifty ways to leave a donor.
Big money in politics behaves addictively
and those who are not addicts are attacked like AOC,
‘cause the controlling wealth is fearful of a new decree
where there are fifty ways to leave a donor.
Fifty ways to leave a donor.
Donations with a cap, Hap.
Secret donors gotta go, Joe.
A watchdog with bite, right?
To get us all free.
Let the billionaires sob, Bob.
Put an end to their snow job.
Corruption can’t be, Lee.
just listen to me.
Just try be real, Neil.
Overturn CU, Lou.
Smack down that PAC, Jack.
It’s time to agree.
Ain’t right or left, Steph.
Don’t live at loot’s behest.
Be like AOC, Lee.
Let that be the key.
Lip service is not working though that is what they will try.
But there’s a way to see right through a cleverly told lie.
Those who place themselves for sale cannot be your your ally.
They’ve got to know the fifty ways.
It’s time to make demands and use our power to intrude,
to pass a new amendment that cannot be misconstrued.
Tell your reps a thousand times, though they will think it rude
there must be fifty ways to leave a donor.
Fifty ways to leave a donor.
Donations need a cap, Hap
Secret donors gotta go, Joe
A watchdog with bite, right?
to get us all free
Let the billionaires sob, Bob,
Put an end to their snow job
Corruption can’t be, Lee
Just listen to me. Just try be real, Neil
Overturn CU, Lou
Smack down that PAC, Jack
It’s time to agree
Ain’t right or left, Steph
Don’t live at loot’s behest
Be like AOC, Lee
that is the key.
HISTORY OF THE SOURCE MATERIAL
«50 Ways to Leave Your Lover»
Single by Paul Simon
from the album Still Crazy After All These Years
«50 Ways to Leave Your Lover» is a song by the American singer-songwriter Paul Simon. It was the second single from his fourth studio album, Still Crazy After All These Years (1975), released on Columbia Records. Backing vocals on the single were performed by Patti Austin, Valerie Simpson, and Phoebe Snow. The song features a recognizable repeated drum riff performed by drummer Steve Gadd.
One of his most popular singles, «50 Ways» was released in December 1975 and began to see chart success within the new year. It became Simon’s sole number-one hit as a solo artist on the Billboard Hot 100 in the United States, and was his highest position in France, where it peaked at number two. Elsewhere, the song was a top 20 hit in Canada and New Zealand. The single was certified gold by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), denoting sales of over one million copies.
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