Dumbledore On Your Side ft. Tessa Netting (Hamilton + Harry Potter Parody)



Ok guys, this is my favorite Harry Potter parody yet! Another Hamilton mash up with your favorite Ravenclaw, Tessa Netting! Lyrics below!

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LYRICS:
[CRABBE]
It must be nice, it must be nice to have
Dumbledore on your side
[CRABBE AND GOYLE]
It must be nice, it must be nice to have
Dumbledore on your side

[DRACO]
Ev’ry year has got its prodigy on best behavior
Thanks to Potter, now the scales are tipped in lion’s favor
His ass is saved by his lightning scar, but we don’t have that waiver
We’ve got detention left and right without our bearded savior
The golden trio’s got us battling a house cup failure
The way she’ll swish and flick and spout out facts: it’s in her nature
Even red-head muggle-lover’s a decent wizard chess player
But Potter’s the problem, pretty, pompous, parsel-traitor
This orphan’s seeking for a seeker rival out on the pitch
Somebody gimme a broom that is faster than his so I get the snitch in quidditch
I’ll set the ministry on him, someone go and tell my father
The reign of Malfoy’s going to maim the putrid name of Potter

[WHOLE GANG]
It must be nice, it must be nice to have
Dumbledore on your side
It must be nice, it must be nice to have
Dumbledore on your side
[CRABBE]
Look back at our history
[GOYLE]
For six years
[THE WHOLE GANG]
We’ve won every time
It must be nice, it must be nice to have
Dumbledore on your side

[GOYLE]
So they sneak out to go fight a mountain troll
End up with points for saving the students of Hogwarts school

[CRABBE]
Potter’s a tool.
[DRACO]
They’ve got to be fools!
[GOYLE]
Slytherin’s gonna be ridiculed
[DRACO]
Miniscule compared to the trio
We’ve got to be three who can equal their egos
[GOYLE]
If we don’t attack we lose all we’ve composed.
[DRACO]
So we’ll break the rules.

[GOYLE]
Somebody has to stand up for the snakes!
[CRABBE]
Dumbledore has to be fair for the game!
[DRACO]
If there’s an agenda he’s trying to play
[WHOLE GANG]
We’ll get in his plans and make them ricochet

[DRACO]
He’s a protagonist. But I’m a slytherin
This is my mission to quench my ambition
If Dumbledore gives them the cup just
For livin tradition, Go call a mortician cause
This kid is out!

[WHOLE GANG]
Oh!
This chosen one isn’t the one that we chose
Oh!
This chosen one’s painting us all to be foes
Oh!
Let’s show these dumb Gryffindors who they’re up against!
Oh!
Clever mother-effin’—
Rich pure-blooded Slytherins!
Oh!
It’s time to give the whole castle a show
Oh!
Express all the traits that the sorting hat chose
Oh!
We’ll do anything that it takes to succeed
We’ll play dirty, make sure all the things
Stay silver and green

It must be nice. It must be nice
[GOYLE]
Show that he’s biased and he’ll be exposed
[WHOLE GANG]
It must be nice. It must be nice
[DRACO]
Time for Potter’s overthrow
[WHOLE GANG]
We’ll show we’re invincible The others will cry
Still
It must be nice, it must be nice to have
Dumbledore on your side

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