DISNEY DISORDERS — Malady of a Princess
* A light hearted parody about Disney Princesses and their personality disorders *
(Parental Guidance advised)
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DISCLAIMER — This video is in no way intended to cause offence or to poke fun of mental illness.
Mental Illness is a serious subject, and this light hearted video is purely to point out that many well known popular princesses may also live daily with different mental health issues (due to the different personality traits that they display within in their films.)
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(Lyrics)
Ariel —
Look at this stuff, most of it junk
shattered and broken and covered in gunk.
Wouldn’t you think i’m the girl
the girl who hoards, everything?
Look at this trove, covered in trash,
most of it dirty and some of it smashed.
looking around here you’d think,
sure, she hoards everything.
I’ve been told that this is a condition.
I might need this, let’s add to the floor.
You want thingymabobs? I’ve got twenty.
I’m not mad, or insane
I’m a hoarder.
Aurora —
I don’t know you,
stop stalking me just because I sing.
I may sound sweet
but warning you, narcolepsy’s really a thing.
Wonder if that’s why that most of movie I’m not in.
If I stay in bed, then soon I’ll be wed
How I hate this curse,
can’t finish a verse
before I…
Belle —
Yes it’s traumatic that I have been captured
by a hairy Beast inside his home.
But the Beast is kind of hot!
and I’m talking to a pot!
Am I mad or have I got stockholm syndrome?
Look this library is amazing,
It’s a bonus living here rent free.
True it might seem disturbing
but I guess there’s nothing wrong with beastiality.
Snow White —
Someday I hope I sing
less shrill and ear piercing.
And I know that it’s kind of absurb
Spending my time with small men and birds.
White as snow, you can clearly see
Vitamin D deficiency.
Though I’m only fourteen,
True love is not extreme.
Oh, how I wish this apple was green
Anna —
A mermaid, a crown, a shiny ring
I can’t seem to focus on one thing
I’m so excited I cannot sit still.
Hyper and loud and so clumsy
some say it’s called ADHD
I’m awkward, with a lack of social skills.
They say I should go to councelling,
or behavioural therapy.
But what will cure hyperactivity?
Attention deficit disorder.
Is that an apple, or a pear?
Attention deficit disorder.
Oh, I really like your hair.
And yours, and yours, and yours, and yours.
I constantly crave attention
and I can’t leave my sis alone.
Attention deficit disorder.
Hey, is that why she left home?
Cinderella —
Pass me the broom, I’ll sweep up the room
I’ll make it all shimmer and shine.
Scrubbing all day and bleaching away,
My cleaning compulsion is fine.
I’ll clean it twice, because we have mice
this room now is looking devine.
How is my face? Is each hair in place?
My cleaning compulsion is fine.
Now pass me the cleaning spray,
Let’s scrub all this dirt away.
A mark on the floor, let’s clean it some more.
My cleaning compulsion is fine.
Pass me the mop, I’m cleaning non-stop
My makeup’s still perfect and fine.
Some say I’m ill, but cleaning’s a skill.
My cleaning compulsion
My cleaning compulsion
My cleaning compulsion is fine.
All Princesses —
We all have issues, everyone
Problems we must overcome.
But Disney hides our flaws and errors well, from you.
Happy ending is the dream
though our stories are extreme.
Just make a wish and find a prince
and Dreams Come True.
Lyrics written by Josephine McHugh (Just Josie Jo)
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