Beast Has A Temper Problem (PARODY)



Here is another random video that I never finished editing because of perfectionism!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!

It’s supposed to be like a parody of that one movie about the talking dog and the French girl whose not actually French, if I didn’t make it obvious enough. (It was originally supposed to be part of the Beauty and the Beast parodies that I made last year, which were supposed to be part of my Beauty and the Beast impression video, but both would have made the others super long….as you can see, I have a sliiiiiiight problem with keeping impression videos short like most other impression people on YouTube, haha)

But like seriously, have you ever thought about that one scene from the movie?? You know, the one where the Beast storms off into the West Wing and then someone has a wittle tempwuh tantwum and then starts destroying all the random furniture in his bedroom?? (And then at the same time, you can see that there were already lots of broken furnitures all over the bedroom, so you know that these temper tantrums are like a daily thing. But then you start to think for a second…wait…was…were those furnitures also his servants??!?!?

And you might be all like «Well obviously not, because they don’t have faces!!! Doy!!» BUT, EARLIER in the movie, Lumiere was able to like turn his face off so he just looked like a candle…or maybe that was Cogsworth…it was one of them, either Candle man or Clock man turned off their face and just looked like normal furniture. AND, if I’m not mistaken the same thing happens when they fall asleep (Or maybe that’s the new movie…OOOH, wait!!! In the new movie, SPOILER!!! when they all die at the end, their faces disappear and they become normal furniture again!!!)

WHICH MEANS THAT WHEN THE POSSESSED FURNITURE PEOPLES DIE AS FURNITURE, THEIR FACES DISSAPEAR, WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN WHY NONE OF THE FURNITURES IN BEASTS’ TEMPER TANTRUM ROOM HAVE FACES, WHICH MEANS THAT BEAST HAS BEEN OFFING HIS OWN STAFF MEMBERS IN DAILY HISSY FITS!!!!!!!

ALSO, WHHHHYYYY do you think the Beast is SO against Belle seeing the West Wing???!?! IT’S BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE HER REALIZING HE’S POTENTIALLY MURDERED DOZENS OF HIS OWN STAFF MIGHT DECREASE HIS CHANCES OF HER FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!

…Or I guess it could just be like normal furniture too, that would also make sense.

P.S. This is actually only technically ONE of the 3 unused videos I mentioned in this video…

P.S.S. Another one I uploaded two days ago

P.S.S.S. The third one is Christmas themed, sooooooooo I will probably make that one around Christmas time

P.S.S.S.S. Speaking of Christmas time, I hate people

P.S.S.S.S.S.S LOL Just kidding, I like most people, it’s just that my job makes me hate most people

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. I work in retail

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. Lots of peoples are rude and hurtful towards my feelings when I’m just trying to do my job to be able to feed my poor children, you know???

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. Ok, well I don’t have any children, BUT I MIGHT SOMEDAY!! So…yeah, those non-nice people should try being more non-non-nicey to us retail workers, more like extras in Disney movies, you know, how they’re always singing and dancing and stuff. That makes their insults and non-nicey-ness much less hurtful. Because then it’s in the form of catchy lyrics

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. Speaking of those extras in Disney movies, have you ever thought about how most people in your life are extras?? Like, you’re the star, your family and friends are obviously co-stars, but then everyone else is either a background character or a cameo appearance.

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. AND NOW FOR A SNEAK PEAK OF TOMORROWS EPISODE OF JOSHUA (Cuts to montage of Joshua sleeping in bed from the hours of 4:32 AM — 8:51 PM. Then gets up, eats a cookie, takes a dump and goes back to sleep)

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL (Joshua draws that sparkly Mickey head thing with his wand and the commercial ends)

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. If you’ve read this far: IF YOU HAD TO BE A POSSESSED FURNITURE THING, WHAT KIND OF POSSESSED FURNITURE THING WOULD YOU CHOSE TO BE!!!

MUSIC STUFFS:
Itty Bitty 8 Bit Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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All This Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Reunited Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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