Time for our yearly Starlight parody!
Been a LONG time since I picked up the uke so this is bit rough around the edges to put it lightly… :’D Hope you enjoy regardless. Happy snowman ☃
Lyrics
I don’t want a lot for Starlight
There’s just one thing I need
I don’t care about eureka
Or about PVP
I just want to play alone
Steal Shiva’s Icy bow
Make my wish come true
All I want for Starlgiht
Is BLU
I don’t want a lot for Starlight
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about Eureka
Or about PVP
I don’t need to start unlocking
Dungeons for my Ex Roulette
Yoshi P won’t make me happy
With an ugly dungeon set
I just to play alone
Go to the Masked Carnivale
Make my wish come true
All I want for Starlight is BLU
BLU Baby
I won’t ask for much this Starlight
I won’t wish for a butt slide
I’m just gonna keep on waiting
For patch 4.5
I won’t cry about BLU’s problems
with my friends on Discord
I won’t even stay awake to
Shitpost about on the forums
‘Cause I just want BLU tonight
Monsters teach me how to fight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Starlight is BLU
BLU
// I’m ready to start grinding
// every fuckin spell
// May the salty casual tears
// rTickle down to hell
// When everyone is dinging
// I hear those servers pinging
// Yoshi wont you let me give it a try
// why is this so fuckin high
Oh I don’t want a lot for Starlight
Doesn’t seem a lot to ask
I just wanna get a pimp cane
and a pointless mask
I just want to play alone
Even if the grind is slow
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Starlight is BLU
All I want for Starlight is BLU baby
All I want for Starlight is BLU
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