DJ Khaled is joined by Post Malone, Halsey, Logic, and Eminem for the greatest Christmas album of all time. (Lyrics below)
Written/Directed by comedian Brent Pella (@BrentPella)
LYRICS:
— Post Malone
I been wrapping presents poppin’ cookies man I feel just like I’m Santa (ho ho ho)
All my stockings hanging from the chimney and they all be full of Bud Light
Cookies on the table egg nog pouring don’t give a damn
Merry Christmas on my face I need a candy caaane
Why do I sound like I’m in paaain
— Halsey & Logic
Silent night (in Maryland!)
Holy night (in Maryland!)
All is calm (yea in Maryland!)
All is bright (yea it’s young Sinatra!)
I’m one of the illest I’m ready for Christmas
I’m fly like a Comet get higher than Blitzen
I present these bars like my gift is a prison
Have you been to Maryland? I recommend it
I rap really fast so you can’t understand it
Ska bee-ba-da-bee-ba-da-bee-ba-da-bee-ba-da-bee-ba-da-bee-ba-da-bee-da-bee-ba-da-bee-ba-da-bee-ba-da-bee-ba-da-bee-ba-da
Santa goes ho-ho-ho!
(You’re a lot)
— Eminem
Twas the night before Christmas…and all through the house…not a creature was stirring…cuz I f*ckin KILLED EVERYBODY
It’s the hip-hop grinch got Col on my wish list
Guess what kids? Santa doesn’t exist
Cuz I f*ckin drowned him in the Atlantic ocean for talking shit
(you just got dissed)
I chop the balls off of Rudolph string them up on the walls
So I guess you could say I’m bout to dick the halls
Other rappers playing happy like they buddy the elf
Bitch I’m the one who made Frosty the Snowman melt!
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Produced & Edited by Brent Pella
DP — Danny Neal
1st AC — Patrick Bellante
2nd AC — Elijah Kiter
1st AD — Jeremy Brenner
Production Designer — Devin Tolentino
Makeup — Kenneth Alexander
Makeup Asst. — Jessica Torres
Grip — Rob Ryan
Color/Titles — Cory Cullington
Craft Service Catering — Munch A Bunch Crafty
Shot at Greystone Stage LA
Vocals mixed by Rex Lee (Made Man Productions)
Christmas Hip-Hop Beat by Equanimous
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Custom beats: Nate@EquanimousLove.com
“YSIV” Beat remake by Flying Squirrel
If you’re still reading this, I love you.
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