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Lyrics to 24 Months of Trump’s Mess
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in the 12th month of Trump’s Mess
in case you hadn’t heard
Christmas is a word
the wealthy get a break
abolish the press
you’re not allowed to kneel
erase the EPA
transgender ban
repeal Obama Care
a hundred days of golf
use a nuclear bomb
sell off public lands
enforce a muslim ban
and he still wants to build a border wall
In the 13th Month of Trump’s Mess a Nuclear Button Tweet: “Mine is clearly bigger!”
Who will pull the trigger?
A “very stable genius”
calling countries shit holes
Drilling on the beaches ‘cause of oil committals
— Fake News Awards
Government shutdownWe find out that Cohen
gave a check to Stormy
And he still wants to build a border wall.
In the 14th Month of Trump’s Mess some Dems refuse to clap
Doesn’t ask the reason
He just calls it treasonSecond shutdown repine
“Worth it for our nation.”
Hope Hicks chose to resignPorter abdication
Cohen says he financed
Stormy’s check for payoff
Three more resignations
just a normal layoff
— Karen’s nine month fling
coverup denied by AMI
White House says fake news
and he still wants to build a border wall.
In the 15th Month of Trump’s Mess
he says he thinks it’s great
That Jinping serves for life
He thinks that would be nice
says, “Let’s give that a shot”
and we all say let’s not.
Pachyderms are game now
taken from the list of
the endangered species
they all will be missed
‘cause rich folks want to shoot them
And they get what suits them
Refuge is now shrinking
for endangered species
We will just replace them
with some Mitsubishis
tariffs placed on metalsabout which he’s bragging
2020 sloganit will leave you gagging
two more resignations
and McCabe gets fired with only two days
before he was retired
Guns for all the teachers
Congrats to Vlad Putin
over the election
Trump sends agents scootin’ — Three more people firedIt’s a hurricane of indecision
and constant turmoil
and he still wants to build a border wall
In the 16th Month of Trump’s Mess
a proclamation signed
deploys the National Guard
to gather at the border
then he tweets a warning
‘bout a war with Syria
says it could be soon
or not soon at all
Does that mean in June
or not ’til next fall
Tweets about Korea
claims that they agreed
to denuclearization
which they didn’t cede to
Tweets about James Comey
liar and a slimeball
should be put in prison
doesn’t mention crime though
Three more peeps resignhappens all the time
— Stormy files suit.
She won’t go away
Even though they paid her off last year.
and he still wants to build a border wall
In the 17th Month of Trump’s Mess
more of them resigned
Four EPA officials
don’t know their initials
also the director
of the Federal Prisons
Trump signs a disclosure
of his own finances
loses his composure
when the circumstances
show a quite large payment
to his lawyer Cohen
Must have been a great big
party he was throwing
Wants the DOJ
to probe the FBI
seems to think that they’rethe wall’s proverbial fly
spied on his campaign
to help the Clinton train
— He removes the press
from the National Lead-ership Summit
Where Scott Pruitt spoke
and he still wants to build a border wall.
In the 18th Month of Trump’s Mess
it’s all about the kids
2000 of the minors
taken from their parents
It’s what the designers
labeled Zero Tolerance
then blamed Democrats
and didn’t even bother
with an excel spreadsheet
so they’d know the mother
of the kids in cages
Truly our dark ages
— What could go wrong
with a plan like that? Guess you couldn’t really call that a plan
and he still wants to build a border wall.
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