Post Malone — «Psycho» PARODY | Мой Выбор

A bit of a happier video compared to my last upload (depending on your perspective), I present the product of checking the Billboard Hot 100 at 3 AM, seeing the title of the song, and writing/recording a parody in the remaining hours until 7 AM.

Whatever it is, it’s BOUND to be quality, amirite????

LYRICS:

Damn, I’m makin’ all these typos
I’m tryna rewrite those
Can’t leave it like it is,
Got me lookin’ like a psycho
The Super Bowl was close,
So I sent a text to my bro
«You comin’ for the super blow?»
He was like, «Oh HELL no!»
I’m makin’ all these typos
I’m tryna rewrite those
Can’t leave it like it is,
Got me lookin’ like a psycho
Told my girl, I’ll be home late
I’m at work makin’ a slide show
I typed a bit too fast
Now she thinks I got a side hoe

I gotta look at my phone
Told my boss «Sales took a hit»
He called me up, askin’ why
I told him «Sales lookin’ shit»
I said, «I type a little fast,
I’ll try to slow down a bit»
But I typo’d, and I accidentally
Called him a «bitch»
Now he’s mad, yeah, my boss
Is really throwin’ a fit
I’m prolly gonna lose my job
Should I get fired or quit?
While I’m thinking ’bout my choices
My Dad sends me a text
So I said «Gimme a sec»
But instead of «c» I hit «x»
My Dad’s like «Wait, what the heck did you just say?»
I tried explaining right away
But now he kinda thinks I’m gay
Now I need unemployment check
And lost a bit of Dad’s respect
I really hate autocorrect

I’m makin’ all these typos
Ruining my life, too
If things get any worse, damn
I don’t know what I’d do
It’s already pretty heavy
My girl done left me
How’d it come to this?
Honestly I’m pissed
I was talkin’ to my girlfriend,
Everything was perfect
I was real romantic
Layin’ it on so thick
Started typin’ faster…
Now I’m thinkin’ «Oh shit»
‘Cause she’s callin’ me a dick
I try to tell her that I love her
But she blocked my number
All I tried to say was
That I wanna hump her
But instead of an «H»
I put a freakin’ «D»
Like I kinda wanna die
What the heck is wrong with me?
I take a deep inhale
Try to calm myself down
«Don’t to nothin’ reckless»
Then I hear a text sound
It startin’ all over again
I really wanted it to end