»Slow Hands» PARODY (Niall Horan) «Good Jams»
Recorded at Creator Studios
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Recorded & Mixed by: Mark Gross
Video Edited by: Christopher Gross
Written by: Christopher Gross
Revisions by: Mark Gross
Vocals by: Christopher Gross
Back-up Vocals: Mark Gross
Original Song and Lyrics by Niall Horan «Slow Hands». Check out the video here…
The karaoke version of the song we used is available here…
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== LYRICS ==
(VERSE 1)
Once a week I get to showcase.
Homemade jams at the marketplace.
From my pick-up truck.
What can I get ya ladies?
New this week is peach and apricot.
Pineapple Marmalade will hit the spot. (Yeah)
Can you form a line?
No shoving ladies please.
(1st CHORUS)
GOOD JAMS.
Jalepeno blueberry, wild cherry. So…
TAKE A CHANCE.
And you’ll discover apple butter. I…
I KNOW.
My huckleberries legendary. So…
GLAZE YOUR HAMS — with some…
GOOD JAMS.
(woooo)
Good Jams.
(VERSE 2)
People travel from miles around.
Just to buy my flavors by the pound.
No need to advertise.
I sell out at sunrise.
(2nd CHORUS)
GOOD JAMS!
Like Triple Berry — Squash raspberry. Please…
RAISE YOUR HANDS.
For Sweet Potato Pistachio. I…
I HAVE.
Some Orange Cucumber for newcomers. Buy…
KILOGRAMS — of my…
GOOD JAMS.
(woo)
(BRIDGE)
Grandmas want my recipes.
They demand aggressively.
But there’s no chance in hell.
I’m giving up sour caramel.
They’ll regret making me feel small.
‘Cause one day I will sell them all…
(3rd CHORUS)
POISON JAMS.
Try Lysol grape — you won’t escape. And…
SUDDENLY WHAM.
My Windex Rhubarb hits you too hard.
I DON’T GIVE A DAMN.
The bleach strawberry pain will vary.
(4th CHORUS)
POISON JAMS.
My Clorox Red Plum makes you succumb. There’s…
NO CHANCE.
That you’ll survive Pledge Mango alive.
I’M THE SON OF SAM.
They have no clue — they won’t pull through. I…
BETTER SCRAM — Off to…
AMSTERDAM.
(woo)
All because of…
GOOD JAMS.
(oooooooooo)
Good Jams.
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