LHC «Collide» (Howie Day parody)



Researchers at CERN perform a parody of Howie Day’s «Collide,» re-written from a proton’s perspective. Images from CERN, NASA and SLAC.

Guitar/vocals: Jesse Heilman (PhD student, UC Riverside/CMS experiment.)

Keyboard/vocals: Tom Perry (PhD student, University of Wisconsin at Madison/CMS experiment.)

Drums/vocals: Laser Sunshine Kaplan (PhD student, University of Wisconsin at Madison/ATLAS experiment.)

Sound Mixing: Logan Olberg, The End
http://www.theendnyc.com/

Image credits:
Earth from space — NASA
Colorful stars — NASA
Spinning galaxie — NASA
CERN stock footage and animations: CERN
Dark Matter visualization — Ralf Kaehler, Tom Abel and John Wise (SLAC)

Lyrics:
The beam is starting
The power is on
This is our parting
Goodbye my baryon
Yeah

We counter-rotate
I see you pass by
Till we make argon and lead tungstate
Light up again

Out of the depths of space and time
Even the bosons cannot hide
As the momentum starts to climb
I somehow find
You and I collide

These theories you know
We test their ground
Is there another Higgs
Can SUSY still be found

Out of the depths of space and time
Even the gluons cannot hide
As the momentum starts to climb
I somehow find
You and I collide

Dark Matter
2HDM
And Gravitons

Out in the depths of space and time
Even the sea-quarks cannot hide
Out of the mess we leave behind
What will they find
When you and I collide

What will they find
When you and I collide
What will they find
When you and I collide

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