BLOCKHAMPTON — JUNKY (Minecraft Parody)



After the long wait, the conclusion to the trilogy is finally here.

GOLD — https://youtu.be/XfnI5bhRd2E
I’ve Seen Creepers — https://youtu.be/ic-o5VIe5Eg
Instrumental — https://youtu.be/bSNrvmgFdNo
Soundcloud — https://bit.ly/2L5dDcC

Thx to:

Lokus

James

Zake

zumtru

Durbulence

kudose
https://bit.ly/2Pi4EZ9

fisk
https://bit.ly/2MnJNpt

Cole (Didn’t use his part but thx anyway)

Lyrics
I throw my stone out, makin room for my stack of diamonds
I see some redstone, but I don’t know if I should go and mine it
I killed a bunch of cows but I did not get any leather
It kinda sucks and I lost my pickaxes in the nether
Gotta craft some arrows but I dont have any feathers
The mobs are coming so I gotta go and build a shelter
I craft a sword because these creepers all about they hissin’
I said a guy was griefin’ and y’all admins barely listen
We do not cuss on this server, you better keep it christian
Fell in the lava cause I got pushed by a frickin piston
I didn’t catch any fish, why the heck am i fishin’?
I caught a griefer and the admins put him in prison
I’m crafting picks for my server and tryna mine some diamonds
Is it against the rules to steal stuff out of people’s chests?
You know like iron armor, enchanted swords
Why don’t you hide your stuff better, that’s how people steal all your ores
“Why you always rap about minin diamonds?”
‘Cause not enough miners rap about minin’
Where I play on griefers get jailed and kicked
So Imma get killed by a griefer right here
And they can come blow my house up and,
And my mine up and,
And Imma still be a mod till I get banned, yeah
Break the sword, stack the ore, kill the creepers now
Mining on the diamond till I hear a poppin sound
Stack, stack, stack, stack the ore, kill the creepers now
Mining on the diamond till I hear pop, pop
Break the sword, stack the ore, kill the creepers now
Mining on the diamond till I hear pop
I don’t trust no players, ‘cause they don’t deserve it
Griefers blow up your house, they know you got the diamonds
I got my hand on a pick, so now I’m goin minin’
I just crafted a cart and now I’m going ridin’
I got killed by a player and now I think he’s hidin’
I drank like two of them potions, I’ll go and try to fight him
I ain’t about to win, don’t know how I’m survivin’
I need another potion, I need an ender pearl
I need a diamond sword, cause my old one just got stolen
It’s very scary, I think my pickaxe is almost broken
I’m tryna find a sword in a chest that I can open
I got no hearts remainin’, I think I’m disconnectin’
So frick the PvPers, I aint runnin from em
Feelin’ like a miner, build that tower higher
Minin’ in the cavern, climb back up the ladder
If I had the pickaxe, I would mine it all again
If I had the pickaxe, I would mine it all again
I just wanna feel like I picked the right server
I just wanna appeal to the mods and the admins
I go to the end so I can slay that enderdragon
Craftin a furnace so I can go and cook my salmon
So I forgive the modders, hackers, cheaters and the griefers
For blowin up my house everytime I kill a creeper
They see kids win, they see kids griefin’
But when I win, they think that I am cheatin
Both drinkin potions, building portals, makin enchantments
Kill a zombie then eat the rotten flesh wondering why
I ain’t a diamond stealer I just wanna craft some armor
Craftin a helmet and a chestplate so I can live longer
Both minin’ iron, still craftin pickaxes, we ran outta torches
This coal-fueled furnace, we smelt it, no griefin, just craftin’
I mined some ores and I became an admin
I should’ve thrown ya off the cliff so you would take damage
Ain’t no diamonds, ain’t no emeralds, ain’t no lapis lazuli
I hate these skeletons and zombies and the creepers killin me
I hate these villagers, that won’t trade emeralds
but want my purple wool, but they be humming like
And yeah you mad cause you lost ores, broke your diamond sword
Craft one more before you get killed so just dont die
Here to mine some iron, wish youd craft a minecart
Time to not restart, thought you still had five hearts
Where the diamonds? Am I deep enough?
I look inside my chest, say frick you, did you steal my diamonds?
Respect the miners, spect the crafters, spect the admins, boy
I get my pickaxe, I dont own one, make a crafting bench to make one
Better hope I find some, I dont walk right past em
Better hope I mine some before I try and craft some, boy
Uh, no hands with the sword
Jump in the cave like I mine what I want
All of my ores in my chest, gotta craft
And my diamonds be put in a 64 stack so I’m craftin
Mobs in the mine, they attack, I aint dyin
Im gettin diamonds
Every time that I swing they ain’t fightin
Turned my diamond ore to a pickaxe that’s a given, no minin

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